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Your Coupon Book

no expiry, no fine print, fully transferable to future-us. every one of these is a promise I actually made. redeem in person.

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coupon no. 01
One Massage
As promised the moment you said you were tired. Cash in anytime — mayor's orders.
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coupon no. 02
All The Naps
Unlimited shared naps, no adenosine guilt. Resident perks for the Mayor of Nap City.
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coupon no. 03
A Bougie Tapas Night
Wine, a charcuterie board, things that arrive two-at-a-time. Because I'm bougie like that.
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coupon no. 04
One Cold-Water Dip
You said you're the best influence. Here's your chance to prove it — we Wim Hof on purpose this time.
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coupon no. 05
One Phone Call, On Purpose
No accidental butt-dial this time. Just your voice and mine, scheduled and everything.
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coupon no. 06
Paint Night, Round Two
You bring the muffins, I bring the savoury balance. Witnesses optional, solo dance party included.
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